Parody does not have to be demeaning, and hers is only one of many threads from which I inspired this.
I also wrote a parody of this guy who ran a marathon in 5 days wearing a full 130 pound vintage diving suit to raise money for Leukemia (he too had had Leukemia.)
I ripped on him hard in that one, and made fun of crazy stunts for fundraising.
He saw it and I got an approving email from him.
What C4C wrote was very well written, and touching, and I feel genuinely for her and the difficulty of her circumstances. I like her, and I tried my best to be helpful because of that.
I also so some humor in there, and it gelled an idea for a little parody. Parody can be sympathetic and humorous, and point out the humor in uncomfortable circumstances. That’s what I’m trying for. I’m not laughing at anybody, but hoping to get people to laugh with me.
But, anyway, I have no wish to defend myself any further. I stand by what I wrote in that thread and in this one.
That being said, please remove the bug out of your ass, lighten up, look on the sunny side, have a coke and a smile, shut the fuck up, and if you want trouble go make some of your own instead of trying to make it for me. OK?
I’ve found I can put on serious B.O. just by overdoing onions or garlic. Seems my body doesn’t process sulfur compounds well and pushes them out my pores and mouth. A garlic-heavy Italian dinner is enough to push my body into stink-mode for days and days.
Scylla’s problems would all be solved if he ingested a large dose of estrogen everyday ;). Actually wasn’t the original Scylla a nymph before the Gods turned her into a man-eating monster? I enjoy a lot of his manly-man writings. Most of it involves humor and poking fun at himself as much as anyone else. It’s just his politics that are messed-up.
I find it hard to believe that a support network for smelly cocks doesn’t already exist, especially in some of the larger areas. Lord knows they’ve been studied till they’re blue in the face.
Maybe it would help if all the smelly cocks got together and compared their tales. I think they might find that each one has a story to tell and it must be reassuring to learn that they’re not so unusual after all.
Everyone could just form a circle in the middle of the floor, put their arm around the smelly cock to their right and, you know, share the love.