To quote Eutychus: That’s all folks
Probably. At least that sounds right. English has more words by far than German and still we don’t have a word for it, or do we?
The horror…the horror…
OR
It’s full of stars!
The phrase, “the whole nine yards” actually came from…
“I guess Al Gore is suing for his invention of the Internet royalties.”
or
“This isn’t funny; ergo, Colin Qiinn must be involved!”
wait! wait!!
“Can anybody diagnose the following condition? It may not be legal, but, hey what can they do??”
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Just wanted to mention that on page 1 of this thread, there were four, count them, four, ads for OPALS 
We’ll
meet again.
Don’t know where,
Don’t know when,
But we will meet again
Some sunny day…(fade out image of mushroom cloud.)
“Emily, I just had the weirdest dream.”
We don’t have a word for it as far as I know. How about “I-blew-wit?”
Someone will probably think of the perfect name for the phenomenon, but immedialy he’ll screw up the perfect opportunity to use it.
“The plane on a treadmill can’t possibly take off because…”
This board has been graped by the gra…
Hello, I’m new here. 
Well actually I’ve been lurking for a while, because I’m shy. :eek:
But you all seem so knowledgeable, yet friendly, that I’ve finally decided to post. 
I hope this will be the start of an exciting time.
Hello?
Anyone there? 
We are sure our fellow Dopers are aware of our current legal difficulties. The cost of paying those fines and unsuccessful bribes has to come from somewhere.
So, beginning today, your membership fee for the SDMB will increase slightly to $14,500.00 per year.
We appreciate your understanding in this matter and look forward to many more years of fighting ignorance together.
A special message from TUBADiva
We at the SDMB have decided that our banning policies are too strict and have not been applied equally. Therefore, we have decided to reinstate all previous banned members and give them free membership for life.
I can’t top this one.
It was …
… fun.
Within the realm of idiocy and ideology, I believe most of us have tried to fight the good fight against ignorance.
To those I’ve agreed with, I’m sure we weren’t always right. To those I’ve disagreed with, I respect ANY well written opposition that makes me think.
As long as everybody uses their analytical skills, the spirit of the board will never cease.
Peace - DESK
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Made it, Ma! TOP OF THE WORLD!!!
Fucko off.
Regards,
Shodan