Got a few more…
Once something happens, I will get eternal happiness, but it won’t last long.
Once I’m where I’m at, that’s when I know my life has officially started.
So unintentionally Zen.
More from today, to hold you till next week…
Cell phones and their addictivity needs to be taken care of.
Most of my family exposes themselves.
In order to compete competitively you have to go to many competitions.
We are useless without technology.
One day in 2005 I walked into a Walmart bathroom and it changed my life.
That last one kinda scared me. :eek:
I’m guessing these aren’t all from the same essay.
Love this thread.
I really hope it wasn’t related to thisincident.
Oh, I must know more. Continue.
I was just walking down the aisle and suddenly I turned into a bathroom!
So naturally, therefore, being an entire room, I could no longer move, so I asked someone to call me a cab.
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought ‘Nah, forget it’ - ‘Yo, holmes to Bel Air’
Actually it turned out to be a decent, if not very interesting, story.
Sorry I couldn’t do better.
We will be reading like maniacs for a while, since the local feeder high schools, in their infinite wisdom, have decided to administer this exam to 1800 students over the next two weeks. I hope they don’t think we can read all of those essays in just a few sessions of three hours each.
We may need some 1800 tequila by the time we’re done, if not before.
There you go. Make a drinking game out of it. So many shots for misspelled words, incorrect grammar, and general off-the-wallness.
I’m sure you’d whip through those essays in no time.
From this week:
Many are familiar with life. It is a wonderful thing.
At the age of 12 years of age, my father was arrested and sent to prison.
Life is short. Also, it can be extremely long.
This is true. We are a technological species the same way the gazelle is a fast species. We don’t make up for deficient claws and teeth with technology, any more than a crocodile makes up for deficient wings with swimming ability: We evolved to use technology as our dominant survival strategy, and so far it has served us extremely well. It isn’t something any human culture has ever been without, back to the beginnings of humanity and before, given that we see worked stone technology in digs associated with prehuman hominids.
He discovered someone with a bag of pilfered combs and a bottle of hair spray trying to tame the Empire State building sized hair on his arms?
No, that was later.
First it was all dark.
Then there was Edison and everybody tried to yell “OW MY EYES!” but they could not, for there was no sound.
As people were now able to see, they could start moving, but they moved jerkily and stumbled often.
Eventually their movements became smoother and they learned to talk, rather than needing to use highly-condensed text on cardboard (which they also could not see before the Bulb).
And years later but still in prehistorical times*, the world got color.
- defined as “before the person writing about lightbulbs was born”.
Nava: Brilliant.
A few more gems for you…
When I was born, I was born into a very strange family. I didn’t know what to expect. I don’t think anyone does.
I hope to one day play video games with my future kids, bonding with them. I also can’t wait for them to inevitably throw me into a retirement home as well, because I know then there will be other people my age with an equal passion for video games, finding an escape from the pains of old age, playing them until we die.
Either someone’s been plagiarizing or you’re not getting many new ones these days. This one was posted a month ago.
There’s another possiblity,too.
Straight from the OP:
Good for you, vivalostwages!
And do try to keep posting. This is always a fun thread.
Queen Elizabeth is an example due to the amount of people looking up to her for running the country of Europe.