The latest cause of male infertility: mobile phone use?

From an article in this afternoon’s paper: link

…and tomorrow electromagnetic radiation will cure HIV.

hmm, why not put this in GQ?

Just HOW are these men holding these phones?

I never had much success dialing that way, myself.

This is being discussed elsewhere. See Testicles, Triskadecamus.

Putting the phone on vibrate and shoving it down the front of your pants, Gentlemen, is no way to go through life.