The Latest, Stupid, Inane Commercial I Have Heard

Cafe Society
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Who writes this shit?

It was on about 15 minutes ago, on The Military Channel, and it was about Carbonite, the computer back-up system.

Okay, commercial. Just enough time for a peanut butter on toast.

So that’s done, and I walk through the den toward my bedroom, where I had been watching the program, and as I pass the den tv which had the same program on (my son was watching), I heard this idiot say… “I’d trust Carbonite with my…life.”

“You’d do what ???” , I thought to myself. But yeah, that’s what she said, I/we know how she meant it, but even considering semantics, I would have thought of some other phrase to end the commercial.

This is my opinion. :slight_smile: Okay?

Thanks

Quasi

2

Well, if you’re sealed in it, it’ll preserve you in perfect hibernation.

3

There are worse ways to prepare you for your journey to the Emperor.

(None that I can think of right now though …)

4

The “Jerry” series of commercials from State Farm. He’s put his car “up a pole” multiple times and driven through the side of a building. Why is anyone insuring this guy?!

5

Plus he seems as though he’s looking to commit insurance fraud. “No, my car’s… in my garage.”

I’m pretty sure car insurance doesn’t cover pre-existing conditions.