"The left hand of a dead man dipped in a milk pail causes cream"

“The left hand of a dead man dipped in a milk pail causes cream”
-old Irish saying

That’s what my calendar says today. I’m really unsure what it means…

My only guess would be that they’re thinking that it doesn’t take much to turn milk to cream and that a dead man could even do it? :dubious:

I doubt that it means anything. I can understand a saying about curdling milk, but not creaming it. Methinks this is just modern-day BS wrapped up to look traditional.

It’s a typo.

Read screams.

Just don’t ask what they dip to get the Half & Half.

If the milk is warm when you put his hand in it, it’ll make him pee.