For MessageBoard TroubleShooting Mavens:
Obtained this on a newreply.php page:
Well, a needle with a length of 0 would be rather hard to find in a haystack, now wouldn’t it? That’s how the server works, searching through a haystack for needles. Which explains a lot about the speed of the board.
Yeah it would [sub]Don’t mind me…I am just testing my subscript code[/sub]
How many angels can dance on a needle with a length of 0? Maybe this thread belongs in GD.
I did not know <sub>that worked in here!</sub>
Well, this [sub]then.[/sub]
[sub]Hummmmmmm[/sub] maybe but, [sup]then again[/sup] maybe not…[yepper, did]
I saw this on the same day. Now maybe my hubby won’t think I’m crazy.
Then again… 
Now, see, that’s exactly why the needle needs to be longer. As everyone knows, the Internet is powered by angels (well, OK, demons, but they’re just fallen angels), and if they’re not allowed to dance, they get ticked off, and stop working.
C’mon, don’t tell me you’ve never heard of a mail spooler demon?
Let’s think this through. Attempting to dance on a needle with a length of 0 would cause the angels so doing to fall, since there isn’t enough needle to hold them. As Chronos points out, fallen angels are demons. This means that causing a needle with a length of 0 actually createsdemons, which is apparently what AHunter3 and Juliana did. And demons are by definition evil. So…AHunter3 and Juliana are two of the sources of Evil in the universe.
In order to properly burn them at the stake we’ll need wood, gasoline, and, of course, two stakes. A bag of marshmallows and some longish sticks would be nice, too.
…or maybe just a nice big haystack!
Me, source of evil? Hey, I never touched none of that global PHP, I swear!