The Litigation Thread

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I bought some chicken patties at Costcosup[/sup].

This morning as I’m making breakfast I notice that they’re All Natural[sup][/sup]. I think, oh, I HAVE to see what '’ means. At the bottom, it says:

  • = Minimally Processed.

Which leads me to thing that I’ve never actually SEEN any flat, round, homogenious chickens, and that ‘minimally processed’ must equal mechanical separation, forced extrusion, breading and deep-fat-frying.

It got me thinking about other legally required comments:

Some Assembly Required

Buzz Lightyear - not a Flying Toy

Erections lasting more than four hours are not normal and require an emergency room visit (where the, uh, staff will point and laugh)

Any others you can think if?

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Thread title relates to thread?

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Phrases made to prevent litigation?

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“Cape does not enable user to fly”

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packaging is not part of the snack

self respect not included

may contain trace elements of small children

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Please do not step on the ladder.

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You must be this tall to ride this ride.

Settling of contents may have occurred in shipping

Bag is not a toy.

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Past performance is no guarantee of future results. For the over-forty set, applies to mutual funds and other kinds of mutual activities.

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