Please don’t say “seasoned” when you mean “Cajun”.
Also, please don’t say “some assembly required” when you mean that I’ll need a Sears Craftsman three-drawer tool kit.
Did you mean to put this in the Pit?
Seasonally appropriate. “And Easy Hobbi-Games for Little Engineers, complete with instructions. Oh, easy for Leonardo!”…
Please don’t say “artificial natural and ingredients” when you mean mono and diglycerides, soy lecithin, polysorbate 60, dextrin, calcium caseinate, sodium stearol lactylate, wheat gluten, calcium sulphate, and sorbic acid … plus salt.
Tung oil - Protects from the inside out!
Rarely is there any tung oil in a can of tung oil bought from a big box store. And it doesn’t offer much protection anyway.
Well, what do you think those are? Artificial and natural ingredients.
Roasted Peanuts
Warning: may contain nuts.
True enough, but lumping them together like that is useless to someone who wants/needs to avoid one or more of the individual ingredients for health or ethical reasons.
Ohhh, I didn’t see what you were getting at. Like the gluten and the soy.
I don’t get it. If something has Cajun-style spices added to it, isn’t it “seasoned”?
And please don’t say"Sears Craftsman three-drawer tool kit" when you mean “not just a screwdriver, but a couple other tools too”.
Or do you actually have a Craftsman two-drawer tool kit and that wasn’t enough?
File under “worthless”:
Corn Flakes
Toasted flakes of corn
“Serving Suggestion”
Seriously? You mean there’s not a hot steaming bowl of rice inside this box, with a spoon and that lovely bowl?
“Product Enlarged to Show Texture”
Who would want huge fist-sized Rice Chex anyway? (OK, so the enlargement isn’t that extreme, but still.)
And perhaps this is my lack of science education rearing its ugly head, but those tampon guidelines on the side of the box are no help at all. They give absorption rates in grams. I don’t know how much a gram is, in relation to how much blood I am leaking that day. I’ve never gone to the trouble to measure it. How gross. Who finds these guidelines helpful? Are they just kind of a cop-out, like “Hmmm, I guess we have to explain our absorption rates in some way or another, so this will do?”
That said, I’ve never had any problem figuring out which tampon I need, so maybe somebody who does need help in that area would find these guides helpful.
Moving thread from IMHO to MPSIMS.
On a hot beverage lid:
“Warning: Contents may be hot.”
A warning, not a description, but equally worthless.
“All dressed” potato chips. What does that even mean, aside from the inference that they aren’t naked?
“New”
“Improved”
“X% More!”