the little man who was not there

snippet of verse appeared in my mind unbidden and has been driving me crazy all afternoon. it goes something like this:

in the dark behind the stair
the lived a man who was not there
he was not there again today
oh how I wish he’d stay away

can’t find a reference to it anywhere. is it ogden nash or dorothy parker? or a traditional nursery rhyme? did I get the words right?

I think the little man’s name is Yehudi–at least that’s what Frank Brown, the science fiction writer, called him. Do you know what the connection is?

Antigonish

As I was walking up the stair
I met a man who wasn’t there!
He wasn’t there again today!
I wish, I wish he’d stay away!

  • Huges Mearns

It’s Fredric Brown, by the way.

The poem was written by that most prolific of all poets, Anon. It goes something like this:

Yesterday, upon the stair
I met a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
I wish, I wish he’d go away.

It was 30’s comedian Jerry Collonna who came up with the name “Yehudi” for the little man. Collona was inspired by the name of violinist Yehudi Menuhin, a name Collona found particularly amusing.

Antigonish By Hughes Mearns
As I was going up the stair
I met a man who wasn’t there!
He wasn’t there again today!
I wish, I wish he’d stay away!

Damn, not quick enough…

It’s originally from an amateur paly called The Psycho-ed (1910), by the writer and educationalist Hughes Mearns (1875-1965).

As I was walking up the stair
I met a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
I wish, I wish he’d stay away
I was popularized in the song ‘The Little Man Who Wasn’t There’ (1939)

thank you all.

Damn, you guys are fast :smiley:

from this site

My father, a WWII vet, often used “Yehudi” to refer to an unidentified person who had done some piece of mischief (actually done by us kids).

I must apologize for claiming the author was Anon. That was faulty research on my part.

Or there is the second version I learned at school:

Yesterday upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn’t there.
He wasn’t there again today,
I think he’s from the CIA.

That version was originalli in Mad magazine. I posted it yesterday, but soon found it gone. I suspect the Mods were afraid of copyright issues (possibly correctly). Is the mortal that you shouldn’t attribute your quotes?

Mad Magazine? You mean the exorbitantly expensive ladies finishing school I attended got it’s syllabus from MAD MAGAZINE???
Is nothing sacred.

(Mind you, it was the late '60/early 70’s. 'Spose I should be glad they had a syllabus, not just music and enthusiasm.)

The UFO version goes:

I saw a disc up in the air
A silver disc that wasn’t there
Two more weren’t there again today
Oh, how I wish they’d go away!