Oh it’s cute! Its little butt wiggles when it walks!
But does its squeek echo?
Brian
Adorable little bugger, I wonder what he tastes like
Cute! It didn’t seem to be afraid of being handled. I wonder if they’ll be kept as pets? I want one! That furry tail is cool!!
You mean, does it talk like a duck?
Because, if it walks like a duck, and it talks like a duck…
A bit like spotted owl.
With a slight hint of Snail Darter mixed in!
Nope. And no one knows why.
I’m guessing then that it doesn’t have many (any?) natural predators.
Only unnatural ones, like vampires and angry robots.