The "Make Fun of Herman Cain" Thread

[willthekittensurvive]

@YoDoc

Hi, I’m twelve. What’s going on here?

(First post, felt right)

@YoDoc

I’m an Army Medic. Guys survive crazy injuries all the time. A lung shot isn’t the worst thing ever. Many things, already mentioned, probably contributed. A slow moving projectile, the relative sterility of the chest cavity, the luck of not hitting a major artery, and sheer determination are what saved him.

Aren’t you a bit young to be a Army Medic?