This characteristic obfuscating politeness often leads to misunderstandings.
That reminds me, I hope that within the frame message of “What a wheeze it must be to…”, one is able to pick out the intended message of “It must inspire existential dread to…”
Whew, what a challenge it is to force yourself to be direct about these things.
I don’t know, the idea of paving the Rockies so as to give Alberta an extra half-hour of daylight had some merit.
Holy fuck but you’re a moron.
Now you see, calling him a moron is racist. You’re supposed to use code-words to get the message across. Instead of saying “Holy fuck but you’re a moron” say “I see you think Herman Cain should be President”. That way everyone can tell he’s a moron but it sounds better.
Cain reschedules interview with NH Union Leader, will allow videotaping of hourlong meeting
This time for sure!
I’m quoting you because I can’t believe this thread has largely overlooked this. I figure people didn’t click on the link, and somehow missed this in the news.
Herman Cain said he would “overturn” the Supreme Court if they overturned the Defense of Marriage Act.
Plan = President. Would. Overturn. Supreme Court Decision.
Then the Congress can overturn him. Checks and balances! Or rock-paper-scissors, whatever.
See, this is the one I don’t have a problem with (what a fun game! what ridiculous Cain saying do you find the least disturbing??).
This full quote is:
[QUOTE=Herman Cain]
“I would lead the charge to overturn the Supreme Court if they overturned DOMA,” Cain insisted. “Whether that was new legislation coming out of the Congress like Rep. [Michele] Bachmann said. The United States Congress is supposed to pass laws so if they did overturn DOMA, that charge, I would lead to reverse that.”
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That seems like a reasonable approximation (for Cain’s standards of grammatical nonsense, at least) of leading a legislative effort to pass a constitutional marriage amendment.
Herman Cain says the black vote will propel him to victory over Obama:
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It’s been 6 days since we got to make fun of Herman Cain! How did we survive?
Now a woman is claiming a 13 year affair with Herman Cain. Cain got ahead of her this time and announced the allegations first. Is it true? Who knows, but there aren’t many ball players who bat a thousand, that’s for sure.
I don’t know why exactly but he name is making me giggle. I also like Herman’s ‘You’re gonna hear about a 13 year long affair I allegedly had and I’m here to tell you it’s not true. I’ll get back to you with the details later.’
Cain is only running for president so he can rub it in our faces how much he’s getting laid.
Well, I guess we all knew it was just a matter of time until someone who took him up on one of his ‘offers’ stepped forward. Personally, I wouldn’t want to be a woman who admitted I blew Cain for a job, but a 13 year affair- that’s an entirely different thing! LOL!
I asked a while back “How long before some women who actually took him up on his ‘offers’ show up?” I wonder if there is more than one?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=14445487#post14445487
For their sakes, I sure hope he fucks better than he makes pizza.
Well, you know what they say about spades…
They make terrible pizza?
They outrank hearts?
i think Sarah is behind it.
And the lefty liberal media!
BTW, Fox 5 is left now, I guess.