The logic presented in that video is ironclad: Herman Cain’s campaign is 100% a satirical performance art piece.
The only problem is that it’s not. He (and by extension, his supporters) really is that crazy.
Now he says he will take one if the women who accused him take one. Does anybody believe that?
Nope, sorry.
Er, to run for office, I mean. I’d hate for that to be misconstrued, eh.
Why is it only Republicans that seem to feel a need to say this?
Because Democrats are godless heathen.
:smack:
Of course! How could I forget that?
So this becomes a war of the gods. Bachmann was told by god to run. Cain got an email from god. Palin was prompted by god. It is a contest to see who god tells the truth to and who he lies to,
Then we have a 1 on 1. Christian god against Mormon god. God only knows who wins that fight. Who is Jesus backing?
And now “I don’t even know who this woman is.”
Has anyone considered the possibility that the reason God told these chumps to run is because he really wants Obama to win?
+2!
Jesus was for the poor. Remember the whole camel through the eye of a needle thing? He kicked the money changers asses out of the temple and thus would do so to the entire republican party.
WWJD? Kick ass.
I about shit myself when he said: Why? Because the Tea Party loves crazy more than they hate black.
That was spitterrific!
Cain is really stupid. He has trouble with mistreating women and he calls Pelosi, princess Nancy. How dumb and insensitive, is he? Doesn’t he know better?
But i think that is the point. he does not know better. he does not know how to treat women. He did not understand how women felt about his actions toward women, so being disrespectful was in line with who he is.
Maybe he just gets a boner over women who need a job. That would explain why he wants to implement his 999 plan. It would put so many out of work it would be like viagra for him. Think of all those poor women willing to give him a bj for a job then. Awww jeah.
Overheard at Cain Campaign Headquarters: “Why didn’t anyone tell me they can vote now?”
Personally, I never thought I’d see the day when Ron Paul was running for President and couldn’t make the list of Top Five Worst Candidates.
Stolen.
And now. Ths Saturday night at The Big Arena. For the first time ever. It’s a no holds barred cage match.
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s GOD WARS!
LET’S GET READY TO RRRRUMBLE!!!