My friends were telling me I would have better luck with women if I treated the man in the boat right. They said all men who were successful with women knew how to treat the man in the boat. Who is the man in the boat? How can he help me with women? How do I treat him well?
I live in the Southern Chicagoland area and I am not aware of a lot of boating activity. Do I have to do to the city to see this man?
I tried asking my friends these questions and they just laughed at me. Please help.
with bated breath:rolleyes:
just a bump my friend:cool:
The “man in the boat” would be the woman’s clitoris. What your friends are saying is that if you treat the clitoris right, the women will love you forever and ever. 
[sub][Just in case you were serious…][/sub]
Sounds like an euphamism for cunnilinguis.
it means stimulate her clitoris properly, by whichever method she enjoys best.
I still wonder why I’m supposed to wear a raincoat while rolling in the hay?
Ever gotten hay down inside your clothes? Uncomfortable, to say the least. A nice full-length raincoat should keep the hay off and out of your clothing.
This might be the funniest post i have ever seen in my life!!!
Thanks for coming, folks! Next week, the Jeez Pot!
So I don’t have to go to the City?
Just go to town.
go downtown
The girls in the city will probably make you give them money before they let you talk to the man in the boat.
I had never herd this. Seriously.
::Janx closes the bomb shelter door::
And now for something completely different…
HUMPHREY: So, just listen. Now, did I or did I not… do… vaginal… juices?
PUPILS: Mmm. Mmm. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
HUMPHREY: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.
WATSON: R-- rubbing the clitoris, sir?
HUMPHREY: What’s wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don’t have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.
WYMER: Suck the nipple, sir?
HUMPHREY: Good! Good. Well done, Wymer.
DUCKWORTH: Uh, stroking the thighs, sir.
HUMPHREY: Yes. Yes, I suppose so. Hmm?
PUPIL IN FRONT: Oh, sir. Biting the neck.
HUMPHREY: Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
WATSON: Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
Now, I am really confused.
Maybe you need a summary?
“The man in the boat” is a slang term for the clitoris (the vagina is the boat in this picturesque analogy). These are both parts of a woman’s body - nothing to do with Lake Michigan or the City*. Are you confused because you don’t know what the clitoris is, or why treating it right might make you more successful with women? Presumably your friends laughed because they thought it was funny you’de never heard the expression (although evidently you’re not the only one).
[ul][li]“Rolling in the hay” astro and DeniseV were joking about is a euphemism for sex. The “raincoat” is a condom.[/li][li]Qadgop’s “Just go to town” meant just enjoy yourself.[/li][li]Manduck’s “go downtown” was a reference to “going down” = performing oral sex on someone.[/li][li]The girls AndrewL was talking about would be prostitutes (“girls in the city” is a euphemism for that).[/li][li]Little Nemo was quoting a scene from Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life - a parody of a teacher explaining sex to pupils in an English boys’ private school.[/ul][/li]You should be aware that there’s nothing worse than having to explain a joke (so my apologies to all the above - I hope you’ll see this is a special case). Anything else you need to know, maybe you should ask your dad?
*You have no idea how hard it was to hold back from a watersports remark there.
That you actually took the time to summarize this entire thread impresses me somehow everton.
This is a joke thread. Just like all his other ones.
Wasn’t a complete waste of time then
If that’s true maybe I could’ve given him an appropriate piece of watersports advice after all then?