The Man on the Flying Trapeze

He flew through the air with the greatest of ease, the daring young man on the flying trapeze - His motions were graceful the girls got a fright - when his junk slipped out of his tights!
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She flew through the air with the greatest of ease, the daring young girl on the flying
trapeze - her motions were graceful, the boy’s were so pleased, when her tights slipped down to her knees!

I get that you’re unhappy with the moderators, but I’m not quite sure I follow the metaphor.

Just a little ditty!

The thread was moved from ATMB to MPSIMS.

I prefer this version.

Nylons are free.

About Jack and Diane?

Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue.