The man who shot his dick off - literally (and I mean that)

[Roderick_Femm]

This can’t be the first time this has happened, but I had to pause for a little RA (recreational amusement).

@AP

A suburban Phoenix man is recovering after police say he accidentally shot himself in the penis while putting his girlfriend’s gun in the waistband of his pants.

Now I don’t know anything relevant about this guy’s character or personality, but in my mind he will be forever identified as a loser.

Chandler Police Detective Seth Tyler was unsure of the type of gun, or whether it had a safety that was off.

D’oh! :smack:
Roddy

[Hypno-Toad]

Isn’t it a bit Freudian that he shot off his pink pistol with his girlfriend’s pink pistol?

[Peremensoe]

He was jamming a pistol into his waistband as he walked toward a store? :dubious:

[Bosstrain]

How do we know for sure it wasn’t his GF that did it?

[notfrommensa]

Obviously the gun was half-cocked.

[Philster]

The cock was half-gunned.

[Chefguy]

At least we’re in no danger of this idiot procreating.

[Boyo_Jim]

Not certain - he didn’t shoot his nuts off.

[Serenata67]

@notfrommensa

Obviously the gun was half-cocked.

@Philster

The cock was half-gunned.

Best consecutive posts ever.

[Annie-Xmas]

Is he a fan of Plaxico Burress

[Rex_Goliath]

A Christmas Story would’ve been even more memorable if Ralphie had been warned “you’ll shoot your dick off!”

[brittekland]

What, is this a love affair gone sour with his weenie or was it a performance issue?

[NajaSong]

@spark240

He was jamming a pistol into his waistband as he walked toward a store? :dubious:

Of course. You never know when you’ll have to stop a robbery…with your “pink pistol.”

[Peremensoe]

@NajaSong

Of course. You never know when you’ll have to stop a robbery…with your “pink pistol.”

I was thinking it sounds like the two of them were about to carry out a robbery.

[LurkerInNJ]

Where did you read that he “shot his dick off”?

[gwendee]

@Linked article

In the wake of the shooting, Tyler warned residents to use holsters, not waistbands, if they’re going to carry a handgun.

Am I correct in interpreting this to mean that any old body can legally carry a gun in Arizona without a special carry permit? I’m surprised more folks aren’t shooting themselves in the dick.

And the repetition of “Pink Pistol” in this thread has me imagining some Disney branded Princess hand gun and hand gun accessories, the way thay have Princess and Toy Story fishing tackle and everything else.

[Happy_Lendervedder]

I misread the thread title. I thought it said “*Ask *the man who shot his dick off.”
I had so many questions.

[Roderick_Femm]

@LurkerInNJ

Where did you read that he “shot his dick off”?

In the linked story, it says:

The gun fired, striking Seto’s penis and continuing through his left thigh.

I admit I extrapolated a bit. Depending on the caliber of the gun, trajectory, etc. it is slightly possible that there is only a large hole through his penis, that wasn’t there before. More likely is that it was shredded to some significant extent. “Shot his dick off” makes a better headline than “Shot his dick”.
Roddy

[mlees]

@Roderick_Femm

In the linked story, it says:

I admit I extrapolated a bit. Depending on the caliber of the gun, trajectory, etc. it is slightly possible that there is only a large hole through his penis, that wasn’t there before. More likely is that it was shredded to some significant extent. “Shot his dick off” makes a better headline than “Shot his dick”.
Roddy

And less confusing than “Shot his wad.”

[handsomeharry]

I have carried my gun in my waistband over 100 times, and, IIRC, it was NEVER aimed at my private parts.
Something tells me that this won’t be the last that the hospitals around there will hear from him.

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