The manliest bicycle - IN THE WORLD!!

[astro]

Find one studlier - I dare 'ya!

[blondebear]

Is that Jake Gyllenhaal?

[Digital_is_the_new_Analog]

I can’t match that…but this motorbikeis pretty impressive.
-D/a

[Joey_P]

@astro

Find one studlier - I dare 'ya!

It looks to have hydraulic motorcycle/car brakes.

[Athena]

Personally, I think this one is manlier. Or, at the very least, more attractive.

[Darryl_Lict]

How about this one (Sort of NSFW)?

Bitchcruiser Bike Won't Fool Anyone Into Thinking You're Getting Ass | Gearfuse

[kombatminipig]

Was I the only one who read the OP’s title in Jeremy Clarkson’s voice?

[Alessan]

@kombatminipig

Was I the only one who read the OP’s title in Jeremy Clarkson’s voice?

I am now!

[kayaker]

@Joey_P

It looks to have hydraulic motorcycle/car brakes.

Yeah, but where is the brake fluid reservoir?

And why does his camelback secure around his groin?

[Rick]

It needs a saddle suitable for a real man. Saddles for REAL MEN!

[Floater]

@Athena

Personally, I think this one is manlier. Or, at the very least, more attractive.

I want one!

[Joey_P]

@kombatminipig

Was I the only one who read the OP’s title in Jeremy Clarkson’s voice?

I heard in the voice of Artie from Pete & Pete (The Strongest man…in the world)

[Enola_Straight]

http://ozzum.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Big-Tall-Bike.jpg

[Sir_T-Cups]

@blondebear

Is that Jake Gyllenhaal?

Actually I think he looks more like that dude in the marathon picture that everyone flipped out about a month ago

[Dervorin]

@Digital_is_the_new_Analog

I can’t match that..but this motorbikeis pretty impressive.
-D/a

What happens when that bike falls over? Do you have to travel everywhere with a crane, so that you can pick it up and dust it off?

[Inner_Stickler]

Jake Gyllenhaal
Ridiculously Photogenic Guy

Personally, I think he’s closer to Jake than to Zed.

[Sicks_Ate]

@kayaker

Yeah, but where is the brake fluid reservoir?

And why does his camelback secure around his groin?

It’s actually a cameltoe.

[Barkis_is_Willin]

@kayaker

Yeah, but where is the brake fluid reservoir?

And why does his camelback secure around his groin?

1. It doesn’t appear to have one, although that is definitely an automotive brake caliper.

2. No idea.

[Patty_O_Furniture]

Alien motorbike FTW.

[Bumbershoot]

@Athena

Personally, I think this one is manlier. Or, at the very least, more attractive.

Your post reminded me of this beer bar bike.

Here it is in action.