The manliest bicycle - IN THE WORLD!!

Find one studlier - I dare 'ya!

Is that Jake Gyllenhaal?

I can’t match that…but this motorbikeis pretty impressive.

It looks to have hydraulic motorcycle/car brakes.

Personally, I think this one is manlier. Or, at the very least, more attractive. :smiley:

How about this one (Sort of NSFW)?

Was I the only one who read the OP’s title in Jeremy Clarkson’s voice?

I am now!

Yeah, but where is the brake fluid reservoir?

And why does his camelback secure around his groin?

It needs a saddle suitable for a real man.

I want one!

I heard in the voice of Artie from Pete & Pete (The Strongest man…in the world)

Actually I think he looks more like that dude in the marathon picture that everyone flipped out about a month ago

What happens when that bike falls over? Do you have to travel everywhere with a crane, so that you can pick it up and dust it off?

Jake Gyllenhaal
Ridiculously Photogenic Guy

Personally, I think he’s closer to Jake than to Zed.

It’s actually a cameltoe.

  1. It doesn’t appear to have one, although that is definitely an automotive brake caliper.

  2. No idea.

Alien motorbike FTW.

Your post reminded me of this beer bar bike.

Here it is in action.