I’m glad you liked that. I’m rather fond of it myself.
Load Hugger
Not just the same thread, Jack, the same post!
[sub]And I know why? Why, you ask, do I know? Because I wrote it! MEEEE!
I put this in subs b/c I didn’t want to seem . . . well, like I do now that you’ve read this:D[/sub]
Then you’ll no doubt notice how I screwed up your band name, which should be … Prosthetic Penil Attachment
Hey, they both make good names!
If the Sex Pistols ever came back, they could admit their inferiority to the older product and call themselves “Sexually Liberal People”.
[sub]Okay, okay, it was a stretch . . . [/sub]
I have some from work:
BullShit Down
also:
Inch Control and the Blower Motors
How about Qadgop and the Mercotans?
With apologies to the good doctor. When I first saw his username, I could not figure out for the life of me where I’d heard it since I haven’t read any Smith since before I could vote. I thought maybe it was some obscure song reference, but I couldn’t figure out what it was. Then he gave it up in the “where’d your handle come from thread” and the lightbulb went off in my mind. I still think it’s a great band name.
From this thread:
Magical Sucking Foreskin
and
the Federal Sex Police
And here we find Loyal Attack Dopers.
Finally, don’t miss your chance to hear the Dumbass Mink Liberators!
Hey, I got one in! Thanks Phil 
This one is from a long time ago, in a thread far far away: Neon Jesus Cuckoo Clock
And from the same thread that gave us “Federal Poop Registry”, I kinda liked Drive-by Turd Attack, even though it was my own.
And one from a couple of unrelated conversations with Valkyrie: Smokin’ Eyeball and the Kosher Dill Cocktail Midgets.
jr8: I read Tony Millionaire’s Maakies, so “Sock Monkey Clan” is ultracool in my book.
I absolutely will not link to the thread to which I refer here; if you need to see it simply look up any and all posts by BronzeLion in the Pit. But I gotta say
Hot Lunchtime Chunga-Chunga
deserves a place in this list.