The meanie and her (soon-to-be) killer abs

Err, I’d feel better because I look better? I feel okay now. I’m a slender person, I’m healthy, bla bla bla, but I hate my abs. They look acceptable, I suppose, when I’m standing, but I absolutely detes that little pouch I get when I sit down. It’s evil, I hate it, and I’d feel infinitely better if it were gone. And so now I’m getting rid of it. Finally.