the moderators are far too triggerhappy

Here is the thread that this moron is whining about. His OP and subsequent post are pure trollery, IMO.

It was trollery. I mean, if he’d come right out with the subsequent post as part of his OP, then at least we could have had a good old knock-down discussion about it.

Thanks for the link, Crotalus.

Yea, the OP combined with his scintillating comeback in post #18 pretty much cries out troll.

Now that we’ve established the facts of the case, let’s get back to the main (ahem) thrust of this thread: To make fun of the OP.

Then again, nah. Too easy.

What, the “dildoes” thread?

You don’t see why he was being an idiot in that thread?

Y’know, it would be possible to open a thread about the uses and misuses of sex toys. But our pea-brained buddy Wildfire*MM isn’t the guy to open it.

Eh, it’s clear he’s gotten bored around here and he’s gonna post more and more inflamatory stupid crap until he gets himself banned. Sob, sob, sob. Yeah, finally the Jews and the Jingoists and the fascists will finally take down a true hero. Sob, sob, sob. That will indeed be a dark day.

I can see it now in Great Debates. Resolved: women should not be allowed to own sex toys. It would have ended up here, but it would at least have been straight-forward in its assininity.

There’s no actual question involved. It’s quite obvious to everyone you don’t belong here. The only question remaining is how much longer it will be before you’re gone.

I think Wildfire found someone’s dildo and is feeling a little insecure.

Maybe you should talk to your doctor about Viagra.

No, he’ll probably post it in Cafe Society or Staff Reports first.
What amazes me is how he’s still HERE.

or that the thread was ironic

Somehow, I doubt that you fully understand the definition of “ironic”.

Wow, Alanis posts on our board? Cool.

Ooh, can I be a Jingoist? I like the way it sounds. Jingo, jingo, jingo…

Plus, they get to take down heroes, and that’s always fun.

You have a typo there. You meant idiotic. And for the record, it would have had to have gone upwards quite a ways to reach idiotic.

No thanks necessary. Just trying to help a fellow poster.

I understand English is not your first language, so let me assist you. You misspelled “moronic” in the sentence I have quoted above. Also, when you selected a username, you misspelled “Anti-Semitic Trolltastic Jackasshat.”

I hope you find this helpful.

I’m still waiting to hear from the mods:

So, c’mon, guys, do you have too much free time?

Cause I can’t possibly think of any other reason you’d close a particular poster’s threads.

Perhaps that insult was too predictable… damn you D_Odds!

Oh?

Irony.
1 : a pretense of ignorance and of willingness to learn from another assumed in order to make the other’s false conceptions conspicuous by adroit questioning – called also Socratic irony
2 a : the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning b : a usually humorous or sardonic literary style or form characterized by irony c : an ironic expression or utterance
3 a (1) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2) : an event or result marked by such incongruity b : incongruity between a situation developed in a drama and the accompanying words or actions that is understood by the audience but not by the characters in the play – called also dramatic irony, tragic irony
Please explain in which of these senses you perceive the following posts to be ironic:

You will be graded on this.

…that’s why women have dildos.

I suspect there are a group of people here (about 15-20%) that are considering them selves to be a part of the “in-gang (howlers)”. These people support each other on regular basis and attack (what is in their own mind) outsiders.

These people creates an common enemy, and the bound between these people get stronger when they find such a person. Nothing ties a group better together than a common enemy

Some say I don’t contribute to anything here, but as long as my threads usually got replies, that ain’t the case

Actually, you raise a good question. Was the thread in question closer to idiotic or moronic.

Dopers, a little help, please?