Yeah, couldn’t think of anything…
From MPSIMS today:
I think I’ve ruined my boobs.
I will not be wearing this shirt again…
From GQ a couple days ago:
I got absinthe. Now what?
Part time casual prostitution?
From IMHO:
Worst thing you ever misplaced and couldn’t find again?
How did you lose your viginity?
(Hey, maybe you can locate it again.)
And from right here in MPSIMS:
My Garage Is Full Of Possum
Ridiculous serving sizes
**The gap between herbivores and carnivores has been bridged
Advertisements from 100 years ago
WTF is the blonde mafia?
Toyota now Number 1 automaker
Rought couple of days - think I’ll smash something
Too sad to make a witty title
What’s your Kryptonite?
I think I’ve ruined my boobs.
More headline fun
Persuasive essay topics for teenagers
Ridiculous serving sizes**
**Random Leviticus Question
Is every simply connected closed 3 manifold homeomorphic to the 3-sphere? **
A question pondered by Monks and Rabbis throughout history.
** I love my label maker!
How do you wipe YOUR bum?
**
Saw last night:
Wet Dreams
Repairing Water Damage
Write a little poem about your workday
I love my label maker!
O thou, my Dymo joy, who with thy sublime adhesive tape…
Titles as seen from the front page (IMHO and MPSIMS):
Explain the appeal of…
Feral puppies!
You know it’s love when. . .
Iwant a TV character’s cell phone.
Signs that you are boring
I love my label maker!
**What is the stereotype “two girls” fantasy?
How do you wipe YOUR bum? **
Eew. That’s not it.
MPSIMS:
Snuff (dry tobacco)
Any interest in a Dixie Dopefest?
**Signs that you are boring
“Think of a woman named Pat, but without the ‘P’”
**
Jaw droppingly stupid things
Some folks got fleeced by fake poddle scam
** What is Currently Making You Happy?
The most cleverly-titled Sequential Threads thread ever! **
**Would vegetarians eat meat grown on a stick?
The gap between herbivores and carnivores has been bridged.
Gettin’ a puppy. **
No fair. She took mine.
**Ah, They’re 1935 Style Death Rays
“not with flourescent bulbs, but with the older, more-expensive-to-operate kind…” **
Probably analog too.