Okay, are you ready? Here goes:
Vacation Bible school
Am I not right?
I’m damaged for life. Oh, the humanity.
AAAAAAAAAAAAArrrggg
No thanks, I just want to be friends.
Please can you come in to discuss your account.
And the winner of the election is … George Bush.
Don’t touch me.
Yes. Yes you are. <shudder>
My contribution:
(said in a squeaky 15 year old voice) “I think that’s two lines.”
-or-
“Ma’am. We’re calling about your son.”
Damn, this one is such a buzzkill, I’m going to spoiler it. Re: infant death:
“I’m sorry, your baby has died. We’ll induce labor in two weeks.”
Quoted for truth 
Also,
Happy Meal
Closing Down Sale
I think of you as a brother (or sister).
Sure, I like you. I like alot of people.
You’re not fat. (You don’t say someone’s “not fat”–you say someone is slim or thin. If you’re not fat-you ain’t thin, either…)
You got this for me? (dreaded holiday sentence)
Hello? This is Billy’s teacher/principal. We need to see you, now.
We need to do more tests.
We don’t know what is wrong with you.
There’s been an accident…
I’m lovin’ it.
Possibly the worst phrase evah!
If advertising slogans count (and especially if they don’t need to have real words):
Get your Fash on. :mad:
You’re right. There are some brilliant contenders in this thread, but you still win.
Oh, and thanks a bunch for the nightmares.
oh my…that is truly awful!
“It’s worse than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.”
My mom was a Barnes and Noble a few days ago (with a Starbucks in it), someone came on the PA to say that Al Pacino’s brother was in teh Starbucks right now (everyone stopped to listen), his name is Frappacino. I hope Al sued them for that comment.
I’ve read the word “fash” before in other contexts. I think it means to anger or worry, based on the fact that “faché” is french for angry. Always cracks me up when I see those terrible Old Navy commercials.
In Scotland it means “worry”, with the connotation of “worry unecessarily”.
How about “last call for alcohol”? :eek:
To Be Continued. I win.
It’s not you, it’s me.