The Most Indecipherable Dopers.

[TroutMan]

No one has mentioned my favorite, Dunmurry. I picture him as the frontier-gibberish guy from Blazing Saddles. I’d say these are some highlights, but it’s only a few randomly selected quotes - there’s plenty more if you want to search his history. Hopefully he returns soon.

@Dunmurry

A lot of people have said a lot of things about what [George W. Bush] did with Tony Blair or Tony B. Liar in Iraq but it was an illegal war because he never got the UN resolution and it was based on a lie - that Saddam had weapons ready within 45 minutes of course the weapons he never had but I would like to see the father of soldiers killed in Iraq challenging him on this and someone said Tony Blair You’re a War Criminal also and what do you think about this also then you angry about it? Are you making any sense of all the things that happened you angry about it?

@Dunmurry

Also, there was a man called John Downey who was suspected of being involved in the 1982 IRA Hyde Park bombing in which 4 soldiers were killed but he got away with it because he had got a letter and there was a mistake made by the police force in Northern Ireland it said the police force in Northern Ireland was not aware of any interest in him by any police force in the UK also which led to the letter being sent and it said he wasn’t wanted for questioning in relation to any crimes he may have committed before 1998 but in fact he was wanted for questioning by one police force but the judge ruled that he couldn’t be prosecuted because it would be “an abuse of process”.
Any other examples
Also any examples of where someone was probably guilty but got away with things because of something well like this

@Dunmurry

This is about the band Status Quo yes the Status Quo (band) which are regarded as an institution in Britain as British as fish and chips and Big Ben yes very good band however they never really managed to “crack America” or whatever you would usually say and they are a very good rock band but they only play three chords and Francis Rossi and Rick Parfitt have been in it the longest but I believe they are soon to hang up their Fender Stratocaster guitars for good. they have performed over 4500 live shows to audiences in excess of 20 million people and they have done more than a million miles on the road and one of them has had a quadruple heart bypass and they are still going but of course I saw them live in 2005 with Mel C of the Spice Girls and Meat Loaf and it was really good.

@Dunmurry

Well now he’s a politician in Northern Ireland and I have to say as many people in Ireland know that he is the biggest sectarian bigot in the whole of Ireland. Well some of the things he says about the IRA and Bloody Sunday are pretty odd about let’s not worry about what the British Army did on Bloody Sunday he wants to know about what the IRA did and he also made fun of the Irish language in Stormont in Stormont he said Curry my Yogurt and a can of coca cola Curry my Yogurt and a can of coca cola which sounds like something in Irish which means Chairperson I want and Chairperson I want to say something or something like that and he wouldn’t dare make fun of Polish or Romanian or another minority language so I was just wondering if anyone in Ireland or whatever what you think about him and if you share my hatred of him then?