The Most Wrong You've Been For the Longest Time

[Corcaigh]

@bup

The Space Shuttle Enterprise was real, although it never went into space.

She wasn’t thinking of that though, she thought (and probably still thinks) that Star Trek was real…

@pulykamell

Hell, this is the first I heard of it.

I, too, just assumed she was just trying to crawl away. Never affected my impression of her, but it just would never occur to me that crawling back to retrieve the portion of someone’s skull or brain would be something to do in that situation. Of course, now that I think about it, crawling would just make you a bigger target, but I never really thought about it.

I too thought she was crawling out of the line of fire, then some 20+ years ago someone told me that in fact she was trying to catch a hold of a piece of JFK’s head.

[Morbo]

I was older than I should’ve been (as in, late 20s and married) before it was explained to me that women have an actual pee hole, and don’t just drop urine out of their vaginas like an airplane dumping bathroom waste.

In my defense, I grew up with four brothers and no sisters.

[Taomist]

I’ve never been confused about lemon-lime, but now that I live in northern Mexico <read: S. California> I realized that everything with lime in it <and EVERYTHING has lime in it> shows a lime, with the word ‘limon’. I asked what the word for lime was and it’s ‘lime’, apparantly. Nobody knows why they use the word for lemon on things that contain…lime.
And hey, just found my own answer…“The -on ending is an augmentative. It makes the word for lemon in spanish look like “big lime”.” Lime is lima, so limon is actually…with lime.

Ok now I can be not wrong about that.