Karen Allen
(Crosses fingers)
The Perfect Storm
Well, I was hoping for her first film, Animal House, but anyway…
Mark Wahlberg
Three Kings
Three Kings
Heh.
Ice Cube
Boyz 'N the Hood
Laurence Fishburne
Mystic River
That was such a good movie.
Eli Wallach had a tiny little part in it; I was disappointed it wasn’t more.
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The Magnificent Seven**
Drat. Steve McQueen’s already taken. Ok, the man from UNCLE works.
Robert Vaughn
Aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I’ve been waiting two weeks to play Horst Buchholz (who died last year, BTW) and missed the one shot I’m likely to get! Drat!
Just for that I stick you with the imminently forgettable
Pootie Tang
Chris Rock.
I contributed! I contributed! 
recoils and gasps in pain and horror
Dude! That is just way harsh! I’m going to go cry in the corner…
Nurse Betty
Renée Zellweger
Cold Mountain.
And for the record, I have NOT seen Pootie Tang. I just happen to know Chris Rock was in it. I tell you the truth!
jude law
MIdnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
Alison “My Daddy Directed This Film” Eastwood