Yup, she was in
Hard to Kill
with her hubby. Who later dumped her for the babysitter. What a fool…
Ah, Steven Seagal (sp?)
I was afraid we’d come to that. Can anyone complete this analogy?
Steven Seagal is to acting as England is to…?
culinary prowess? winning wars? fashion statements? high performance sports cars? Make me stop now, please…I’m going to get myself into trouble. I’m an ardent anglophile, but the jokes just won’t stop…
Ok. We will go for the movie he had the SHORTEST POSSIBLE ROLE IN. I promise.
Executive Decision
And STILL managed to get top billing.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Picking up with thumb and forefinger, arm fully extended, other hand pinching nose
Joe Morton
This is getting tough.
Hey. Don’t blame me. If the Polizie di Cinema hadn’t been such a nazi… 
Okay. Back on track.
…And Justice for All (Yep. I admit it. I cheated. but someone had to get us out of B Movie hell…)
Yeah, like you never took us into B Movie hell.
And I’ll take Character Actors for $200 Alex
Jeffrey Tambor
So many good actors…such a high level of suckitude…
Meet Joe Black
Anthony Hopkins. Search came up empty. I’m telling you the truth.
Of course, I don’t understand his popularity…IMHO he’s one of the most overrated actors ever…
Oh, no WAY!! He has SUCH an amazing voice.
Legends of the Fall
Joker . . . joker . . . JOKER!!!
Ok. . . I’ll take** Brad Pitt** for $1000
*I checked twice. He ain’t there. *
Thelma and Louise
Harvey Keitel
I was going to go with The Bad Lieutenant or Smoke, but I thought
Reservoir Dogs
gave us a lot better and easier options for a play.
Okaaaayyyyy…
Quentin Tarantino.
I cannot believe he is still out there.
Sleep with Me
Joey Lauren “Fingercuffs” Adams 
um . . .
Chasing Amy
Jason Lee
Almost Famous
Kate Hudson