My rear is solidly planted on the waiting couch. However, my elephant left for furrin’ parts last week. Hopefully it’ll arrive soon.
Okay, I’ve had visitors at my house for a week and I haven’t been able to post. Lucky for them, they were around to witness the joy (the kind you can’t buy in a store) that comes with a White Elephant box from Shayna!
Here’s what I got:
[li]A little bitty Barbie Doll keychain (arms and legs really move!)[/li][li]A neat little radio, with batteries included[/li][li]Not 1 or 2, but 3 lovely baskets (one is read and shaped like a duck; it’s neeeeat.)[/li][li]Sporks! And lots of 'em! Okay 3 sporks, and some other very handy and practical sets of plasticware - all still wrapped in plastic and including a napkin in some cases.[/li][li]A lovely white ceramic potpourri burner[/li][li]A calculator[/li][li]A sturdy blue GTE tote bag[/li][li]A pink silverware drawer organizer[/li][li]2 Matthew Lesko books[/li][li]A Christmas Mug with Santa on it[/li][li]People Magazine’s Celebrity Almanac for 1997[/li][li]A travel kit[/li]
And my favorite…
[li]A saucey little “Intimate Inquiry” for him/her to be filled out and exchanged for super big fun. I’m about to find out a WHOLE bunch about Mr. Killdare.[/li]
I don’t think I’ve forgotten anything…
Thanks so much Shayna! I don’t know how I functioned all this time without my new loot.
You’re very welcome, Katie! You should’ve seen the look on the lady’s face at the post office when she asked if I wanted insurance and I said, “No thanks, it’s just a box of crap.” Hehe
I’m glad you liked your stuff, though! (Did you get the radio to work?) And only because the box was so full of those nasty little peanuts that you might’ve missed some of the smaller items, in the box was also some luggage tags; a little dollhouse furniture thingie; a deck of cards with “52 Ways to Simplify Your Life”; a small, travel-sized sewing kit; a makeup case that had a travel toothbrush, b/c pill timer & a bar of soap in it and 5 yards of wallpaper border. If you haven’t thrown the box away yet and didn’t find those things in it, you might want to dig around for the rest of your treasures (or not - LOL).
Jeg elsker dig, Thomas
Well, look at that.
I didn’t empty the box, I just kept digging around in there until I was sure I had everything. But I missed the sewing kit, the wallpaper border, the deck of cards, and the luggage tags!
Thanks again!
I got my elephant! Thank you Elenfair!!! 
I actually got my elephant on September 12, but never posted about it. Sorry!
I got so many wonderful things. 
[ul]
[li]A little weaved baskety thingy. I think it has a picture of a dog on it. Maybe it’s a bird…I’m not sure. I think I may start using this as my lunch bag. Hee![/li][li]A plastic container of a bright green, booger-like substance. I’m scared to open it.[/li][li]A ‘Bravo Canada’ pin. A nice addition to my lunch bag, I think.[/li][li]Three pieces of a little tiny trainset (complete with itty-bitty mountains and an eensy-weensy cactus!) that don’t fit together.[/li][li]A copycard from Universite d’Ottowa.[/li][li]Some Canadian ‘Tire Money’, whatever that is…wacky Canadians. ;)[/li][li]Some soap from the Chateau De Gissac (you should hear me pronounce that with my Brooklyn accent) :)[/li][li]A lovely ‘Don’t Worry, Be Happy’ watch.[/li][li]A black-handled silver thingy. My husband says it’s a wrench, but I don’t believe it.[/li][li]A salt and pepper shaker set that looks like a little toaster. The salt and pepper go in the little ‘bread slices’ and the holder is the toaster. I love it![/li][li]An instruction book for QuickLink.[/li][li]A bag of pretty blue marbles and one big ugly brown one.[/li][li]A bag of fake Canadian money.[/li][li]A subscription card to MacAddict.[/li][li]And last, but not least, a wonderful and witty note from Elenfair herself.[/li][/ul]
Thank you, it really made my day.
Rose
Ooops…forgot to mention that I finally mailed my elephant on Friday. I’m sorry it took me so long.
Rose
Damn. I never pay attention to these things until it’s too late. What a loser I am 
Qwisp, you’re not too late, your just way early for White Elephant III: the Awakening.
“Keep your ear to the ground, new elephants are coming!”
Filmed entiredly in Craptacu*vision™!
Starring:
thinksnow as B’wana Bob
CrankyAsAnOldMan as Jane “The Instigator” Junglelass.
Ginger of the North as The Canadian
and
Rue DeDay as The Guy With the Shovel
Coming in a month or so to a Message Board near you!
heh heh heh heh heh… just you wait and SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE my little precious !..
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I’m sitting on the waiting couch too. That’s okay though. All the cool people are still over here! We didn’t want to be in that silly early White Elephant receivers group.
I bask in the attention of being fashionably late.
ohhh goody I’m cool! Still would like my white elephant though.
Rue, I’m so disappointed. I only get to play “The Canadian”? Come on! I have RANGE!
I wanna play the Canadian on Vacation in the south of France. Who for once doesn’t have to send a white elephant overseas.
A short preview of White Elephant III: The Awakening…
(A small bistro in the South of France)
“Yowza! Garçon! Oh garçon!”
“Oui, monsieur?”
“Who is that devistatingly beautiful woman?”
“Zat iz zee Canadienne.”
“The Canadian, eh?”
“Oui. But be warned. She iz as dangeous as she iz beautiful. It is said she traffics in… Elephants!”
“Oh. OK.”
“Et monsieur? I must ask, why do you have zat shovel?”
kangggg
“Never ask about my shovel! Never!”
Her driver, Pierre DuFaire guns the 1956 Citroen. She flees the seedy bistro, her half-eaten croissant delicately flaking from her strong fingers.
" Pierre ! Take the Lower Highway, we can make Monte Carlo in 3 hours if we rush!! Only there will we find safe haven !!!"
Pierre responds in his usual cool. " Madame, must we cover this tiresome ground yet again? You only THINK it’s the South of France. In reality, we are around the corner from Matt_mcl’s Dairy Queen. Perhaps I can hide you there, Your Highness?"
** Ginger**, Queen of Gingertopless ( otherwise known as Gingertopolis ), glares down her obstreperous driver and takes matters into her own hands.
- TUNE IN NEXT WEEK. WILL GINGER ESCAPE THE WICKED COUNT FRENCHY? WILL HER DRIVER PIERRE FINALLY PROCLAIM HIS LOVE FOR HIS BOSS? WILL DECLAIRE, THE GARÇON FROM THE BISTRO, CATCH UP WITH HER AND WHISK HER OFF HER FEET AND OUT OF THE CITROEN, THEREFORE CLOSING ANOTHER CHAPTER IN THE LOVELORN FIRESTORM THAT IS…* " AS THE GINGER TURNS “”.
Brought to you by Farina. For those cold winter mornings when you awaken to find that you are neither a Princess NOR a chauffeur.
Farina. For a nice warm tummy.
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The White Elephant III: The Awakening hijack has spun off to here.
Just so’s you know.
-Rue.
ahem
I go away from the boards for 24 hours, traipsing about in waterfalls and glaciers, and this is what happens?
Hell. All wanted was a little Elephant Lovin’.
This White Elephant business has changed the way I look at the world.
I was digging through my closet for something I ran across an unused, still-in-the-wrapper catheter bag from when I had my little c-section bladder-tear incident. It’s clearly marked “URINE BAG” and while I’d normally just throw it out (and good riddance) I immediately thought “Say…wouldn’t this make a good white elephant thing?”
Shudder
Nothing but the best for you Dog.
Gamelan
All riiiight…I’m sittin’ with eirroc and grace and the other cool kids again…
'Course a little birdy told me eirroc’s elephant is on it’s way…
Did that birdie happen to mention if mine is comin’ too, Trouble?