onward, through the field, towards the farmhouse. The rain washed away only a tiny bit of the cow shit still adhering to my jeans. A cow mooed off to my right, and I hated his colon.
…at the door. And I heard the unmistakable sound of a shotgun cocking. It was the angry home-owner, who had seen me pull the gun on the cow, and seen me come into his bathroom. He was hollering all sorts of obsenities and was threatening to kill me unless I came out now. I had no other choice but to…
just step through the portal to another world, escaping the angry farmer. It looked like a pretty nice place, with a breathable atmosphere and a red sun high in the sky. I was in a forest surrounded by tall trees that kinda looked like purple pine trees, if you squinted a little. What really surprised me, though, was the…
fact that I had left my clothes back in the bathroom, in another dimension, well beyond my current reach. At least I still had my shit clogged pistol in my hand, so I decided to…
peek back through the portal, see that the farmer was gone, and grab my clothes. Steppng back through the portal again, I washed them in the eerily clear waters of an alien lake. But then…
…and imagine my surprise when I recognized her as Angie Harmon! She had a sixpack of my favorite beer in one hand, a condom in the other, and a lewd smile that almost - almost, mind you! - distracted me from the fact that she was completely naked. Of course, what could I do but…