Hey, it’s a messy job, but someone has to do it.
Wilhem was a simple man. He was a farmer, had a wife and 3 kids. He had a good life. Except for the days the cows needed enemas or the chickens got into the chili bean patch. Boy, that was some stinky gas that day. But it was generally good, until one day when…
…the cows got into the chili bean patch. That day, the air wafting away from Wilhelm’s farm redefined the word “stench” for the entire region. Even his neighbor, Bob the hog farmer, called to say that the smell was unbearable. So Wilhelm got his cow enema equipment and went out to the barn. But he hadn’t realized that the smell was so powerful, so utterly monumental, that…
…it would kill him. He dropped down dead as soon as he entered the barn. His wife was very sad, but there was a funeral to plan so she…