Canadian Tire has a new commercial that is interesting in more than the usual way. It’s the one for the Spreader/Clamp. Yes, the Spreader/Clamp.
The Canadian Tire spokesmilf uses it to clamp a chair together. She pushes a cylindrical shaft into a hole that is prepared to receive it. Then she applies the Spreader/Clamp to really shove it in there hard. I mean she really rams it in there. The hole is pretty tight, but with the Spreader/Clamp she can get full penetration. It’s a nice tight fit; so tight that, when she tightens the Spreader/Clamp still more, a viscous white liquid spurts out and I feel like I need a cigarette.
It’s also a spreader!