The newest Nigerian scam

"I have registered your Compensation Fund of ($12.8Usd) with FedEx Express Courier Company with registration code of (011-827-8947) for 48hours Delivery. I packaged the total sum in a Consignment Box sealed as Christmas Gift & succeeded in it with FedEx Express Courier Company to ensure the delivery is complete within 48hours as we agreed… I have paid all the fee involved for the Delivery except their Security Keeping Fee of (US$95.00) which you have to pay them as beneficiary of the Consignment. "

So let’s see. If I send you $95 you’ll send me $12.80. Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

My eyes are rolling so far back in my head I’ll bet you heard the CRR-RR-ACK clear across the oceans.

:rolleyes:

Man, some people get all the good mail! All I get are the Horny Housewives. Why I’d want them, I have no idea.

I just get the ones saying to “click on this link and reverify your Facebook password”.

Dam I just get the Viagra ones…

I know right! I get “Connect with horny women on Fcukbook!” Just WHAT do they think I can do about that! :smiley:

Send them to me? :slight_smile:

Went to check out what’s in my Spam folder thanks to this thread, and found “Here’s your Steam key” email from an indie game dev - I had bought the game ages ago and now that they got to Steam they had sent me a key. Should check the Spam folder more often I guess.

Also, a bunch of Facebook notifications sent to me from Vietnam. You’d think they’d mask that email address when they go through the trouble of looking legit otherwise.

That sounds like a Mister Boffo cartoon:

“Nigerian Scammers Unclear on the Concept”

How about bizarre solicitions on Skype? I have a ton of these…from women who want to “be my firend”? Even linked in seems to have been hacked…I get requests to “join a network”-from people I never heard of.

Yes, I think linkedin has been hacked.
I can’t use all this Viagra the Canadian Pharmacy keeps offering me (don’t have the correct parts) so if anyone would like me to forward these e-mails, just speak up.

No one’s offering me Viagra yet, they’re still intend on enlarging my penis, yet I’m happy with its clitoral stature.