The Nickname That Won't Die

[Silentgoldfish]

My girlfriend has called me “Jasper” ever since she went to Coldfire’s website and decided she liked the name.

Her nickname since birth had been “Tup” and since I’m the only person I know of that calls her by her real name instead it may as well be a nickname :).

[Vezer]

Once in high school when I was drunk and dancing around in my underwear apparently I said “I’m Mr. Moose”.

Word spread and when the feathers needed to be riled, Mr Moose I was.