The not so happy happy thread

You see last week I picked up a small infection.

Consequently I visited a local doctor, who in accordance with current Australian medical procedures took a number of extra precautionary tests.

One such test was a blood test, for Hep A, Hep B and HIV. Because of the Melbourne Cup (Major horse race/public holiday), I was told the results would not be available until today, and to phone for them in the morning.

Having just made this phone call, I’ve just been told that the results cannot be discussed over the phone and I must visit the doctor personally this arvo.:confused:

So at the moment I’m not too sure what’s up, maybe I owe him some money or something. I’ll post a synopsis of the meeting in a couple of hours, when hopefully Ill look like a jerk, as my first OP turns out to be a damp squib.

Actually at the current speed of this site, make that four hours, it’s that new member ** <tech> ** , hogging all the boards.

Yep, I was right, I’m a jerk.

The Doc had made a wrongful diagnosis last week, so I’ve been on the wrong medication. Why he couldn’t tell me this over the phone, might be something to do with the $30 he got because I had to go to his office. So I’m as clean as a new, highly polished whistle, as I always knew.

Lucky I’m so unpopular and the servers throwing a wobbly, I might just get away with nobody spotting this thread

Sssshhhh!

[sup]Whispering…Yes I think you might just get away with it…everybody now …tippy toes, tippy toes…silently slinks away[/sup]