The number of times in 24 hrs thread reminded me of this:
About 3 or 4 years ago, my brother and his friend were talking about how many times in 1 hr they had gotten off their girlfriends. The friend had said 2 times, my brother said he had done it 3 times, then they both looked at me.
(Side note: At this point, I’ve been married for 3 years and intimately know my wifes… uh… limitations.)
I very calmly looked at the both of them and said, “5 times in 1 hr”. They immediately bowed to me and started shouting “We’re not worthy!”
So I was wondering… men and ladies… how many times have you gotten off your significant other within 1 hr?
I counted 5 as well but like Xizor my wife said 9 or 10 times. I prefer her math as well but I suspect she may just be trying to be nice and make me feel good.
I guess there are quality or orgasms to consider. I’ve noticed a succession of baby ones following an earth shaker. Do the baby ones count? Maybe that’s what my wife was after.
I’ve been praised significantly for this. THe one that really stands out in my mind was a huge ego boost, and motivated me to develop them skills a bit more, if’n you know what I mean.
She claimed to have lost count after 10, and said that after that, it seemed more like a continuous orgasm that lasted for about 20 minutes, cause they were coming so close together.
Well over a dozen, but modesty forces me to add that the lady in question was unusual in that she did orgasm very easily. Well maybe not that easily - I don’t want to be too modest. :cool
My wonderful man can make me orgasm, in one hour, upwards of fifteen times. Thanks the powers that be for oral sex
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With the Ex, for whom - as others have mentioned here of their SO’s - this occurred quite readily, 20-25 in an hour was not uncommon.
I wish that I could take some of the credit for this.
I really wish someone else would let me attempt a repeat performance. Two years is a really long time.
Oh, and Silver? I’m with you on those sentiments.
My husband reached the “Richard Pryor Ultimate” - he knocked me out. Bam! Lights out. Counting? Not possible. I was so tired, exhausted that I slept for hours and snoring so loud that the windows rattled.
With Mrs. ricepad, I’d have to admit that the number is fairly modest…probably around 4 is the best. But with a former SO, she used to have one gigantic, never-ending orgasm. She would eventually push my head away when she’d had enough…She was like a machine gun.
I think I will not expose the secret that women have kept from men. There is no such thing as a female orgasm. It is something that women have made up to hold over our heads and make us feel inadequate. When the women gather in their convenant meetings they laugh and laugh at the silly men working so hard to give them an orgasm when it does not exist.
How do I know this? Well for one, no woman I have ever been with has admitted to having one.
I also have it on good authority that giving birth is a sensual, painless experience and women only pretend it hurts to make men work like dogs for a couple of months after delivery.
I am on to the women. I’ve figured it out. Don’t be fooled!
