Did this one already:
…I knew I shoulda fixed that crack in my crystal ball! :smack:
I just hate it when my horoscope is deformed! Stupid comet dust. 
Occultists:“You got your spaceprobe in my comet!”
NASA: “You got your comet all over my spaceprobe!”
Together: “Ooooooh- pretty plume…”
comet_dweller: “I for one welcome our new trashcan overlords!”