Yes, true believers, now’s the chance to put your CRUSHING CREATIVITY into overdrive and deliver the PULSE-POUNDING PURPLE PROSE and MIGHTY MELODRAMA like only STAN LEE can!
Picture if you would dear reader, a world where EVERYBODY jabbers their jaws like that SCINTILLATING SCRIBE we all know and love! You didn’t just walk to the store to get milk…you STRODE to the MIGHTY MARKETPLACE of MERCURIAL MERCHANDISE and slapped down those GARGANTUAN GREENBACKS for some of that DAZZLING DAIRY PRODUCT! Even the most MINDNUMBINGLY MUNDANE happenings are now EVER-LOVIN’ BLUE-EYED EPICURIAN EXPLANATIONS! Give it a tantalizing try, true believers!
Well, Tiger, are we ready for some old-fashioned, die-in-the-wool, stop-the-world EXCITEMENT? Because if you are, I envy you, dear reader, because you’re ABOUT TO HAVE A BLAST. So Face Front, and get ready for the time of your life!
Until next time, hang loose, pilgrim.
Greetings Guys and Gals and welcome to another fantabulous edition of the Straight Dope Message Board. This week we delve into the strange and mysterious world of our crime fighting compatriots as they battle, nefarious ne’er-do-wells in their globe hopping battle for truth Justice and the American way. Will our tremendous tandem of Brains and Brawn be enough to save the day? Tune in to find out.
MonkeyMule, no one said it was easy to flap yer jaws like SMILIN’ STAN. You might as well build RAMBUNCTUOUS ROME in a day! You have to use some of that ALLURING ALLITERATION! Use plenty of ADDICTIVE ADJECTIVES! Not to mention EXCITING EXCLAMATION POINTS! It’s a titanic task, but up to par for any EVER-LOVIN’ BLUE-EYED TRUE BELIEVER! "Nuff said!
Another Mighty Hot-Line Report Featuring Earth-Shaking Items of Monumental Inconsequnce!
ITEM: Capricious Commentaries, Carefully Cooked-Up to Confuse and Confound You!
ITEM: Earth-Shattering Essays, Eloquent Epithets, and Exaggerated Endorsements Which You Can Easily Live Without!
Cleverly-Cut and Precisely-Pasted from HERE! by our very own Brian “the Brain” Malion! as Stan The Man would have cut and pasted! If he’d of had an awsome Modok-sized brain the enormity of Brian “The Brain” Malion’s Brain!
See you again next ish- same time, same bulletin page! Til’ then - remeber, be good to each other! After all, isn’t there a little bit of the superhero in all of us?
