God is an atheist.
Works for me. 
You’re both blasphemers. Chocolate is the real one true religion. 
But what is the one true beer. Lager? Ale? Stout? Surely, you don’t follow the heretic Lambics??
I worship at the altar of Guinness (Mack’s Bar & Grill).
Kyla:
We don’t?
While it’s true that we Jews believe it’s possible to be a good person while not being Jewish, it’s news to me if we don’t consider the other religious beliefs to be mistaken.
I think that Valhalla is only open to those who know the Riddle of Steel.
Failing that, Satanist Humanism.
Or worshipping Hephestos and Athena, and giving generous tributes to the Muses.
Mmmmmmm…Ecumenical!
Normally I’d send a poll on religion straight to Great Debates where it belongs, but I think that Hydrocortisone should know how we really feel about his little religious diatribe.
To the BBQ Pit of Hell with thee, I say!
Can’t we all just get along?
I subscribe to…um…what’s that one called where you pray to Joe Pesci?
Iluvatarian-Eruist here. Our Holy Book is Ainulindalë, aka “The Music of the Ainur”. It may not be true, but it oughta be!
Druidism. We worship trees. Our followers are called tree-huggers.
Well, you asked.
I am not sure, but would like to be notified when you have all come to a conclusion. I just hope it isn’t Mormonism or Islam, but if it is, please let me finish my current bottle of Jim Beam before you tell me. Thanx.
Depends on the religious belief.
Islam is, somewhat ironically, about the textbook example of a religion for Noachides to follow. I don’t know enough about Sikhism to say if it adheres to the Noachide laws or not, so I’ll give it a revocable “pass”. Theravada Buddhism qualifies, IMHO. Quasi-“religions” such as Confucianism and Taoism qualify (both have picked up a lot of folk superstitions, but they aren’t necessary to the core belief). Christianity, Mahayana Buddhism, Zoroastrianism, Hinduism, and Shinto are right out, as are all forms of paganism that I’ve heard of (note qualification).
Hydrocortisone’s religion appears to involve starting many idiotic threads never to return. Don’t know what that makes him, but I don’t want any part of it.
Hydrocortisone, you’re a fucking moron. I can’t wait till you get banned.
Oh, I forgot to answer the question.
Baseball.
Hydrocortisone, any religion that tries to sack you is good in my book.
If Hydrocortisone is a Christian, the first part of his/her OP does make sense. Why adhere to any religion unless one believes that it is true and contains something more true, or closer to the truth, than other religions?
If Hydrocortisone does not self-identify as Christian, it makes no sense to me.
So, Hydrocortisone, are you a Christian?
Hey, Hydro is just taking Christ at His word.
“Jesus said to him, ‘I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father, but through Me’” (John 14:6).
Doesn’t this mean that Hydro is correctly describing Christian faith, that the only way to heaven is via Christ? And hence non-Christian take a more warm route?
Search this guy’s posts, and you’ll realize what the purpose of this thread is.
I’ll give you a hint: Starts with “T”, ends with “L”, rhymes with 'hole.
Scientology… of course! Where all trolls dwell…