There is no one true religion, of course. There are however, many, many many false religions.
Hydro, if you’re right, I’d rather take Hell, 'cause I wouldn’t want to be in what you call Heaven.
I’ve been thinking recently. Say I’m wrong in my religious belief (I’m not really here to talk about what mine is, I’m sorry), and there does happen to be a heaven and a hell. I’m pretty sure I’d want hell. The reason being, in heaven you have some dude watching every damn thing you do, who needs that. I bet you could get away with so much shit in hell, I bet it’s fun.
Dunno about no religions. But I know the one true church:
The First House Of Polyester Worship And Horizontal Throbbing Teenage Desire, Our Lady Of The White Go-Go Boot, Lord Of The 40-Watt Undulating Bubbling Lava Lamp, Apocalyptic, No Pizza Take Out After 12 Shrine Of The Rasslin’ Jesus Achey Breaky Love Tabernacle.
A-mayun.
I am a neo-Druid. We believe in elves, fairies and various other spirits. The king spirit, our main Deity, is short and elderly with a beard. This spirit lives under bridges and eats goats. We believe it is our duty to never, ever feed our Diety. You shouldn’t either. 
Haj
Orthodox or Reformist?
Anyway; folks let´s take the chance to tell Hydrocortisone how much we don´t appreciate him, for, as things are going this poster will soon be no more.
Ahh… one more thing:
And in the Orwellian Sould we adopt my system of government for America?
This guy is great, first proposes a goverment that would make Hitler and Stalin go pale; then to top it condems everyone to Hell.
Can you just feel his love?
Can I use the word “troll”?
Can we forget about this pimple?
Your beliefs interest me and I would like to sign up for your newsletter.
From this thread, courtesy of Hydrocortisone:
Comments?
Musta got axed. No worky.
I worship my cats.
My god’s breath smells like ambrosia.
I’ve always thought that hell would be more fun. If Heaven is full of fundies, why on EARTH would you want to go there?
God loves irony.
For instance, sometimes the side effects of a drug are exactly the same as the symptoms that a drug is supposed to relieve. According to rxlist, side effects of hydrocortisone are “burning, itching, irritation, dryness, folliculitis, hypertrichosis, acneiform eruptions, hypopigmentation, perioral dermatitis, allergic contact dermatitis, maceration of the skin, secondary infection, skin atrophy, striae and miliaria.”
Sorry about that. Here it is again:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=4297513#post4297513
Both Munch and Revtim called out our friend for trolling - a charge which he denied with:
So, Hydro, there’s this one, plus http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=227905.
toll?
My only problem would be that I have fair skin so I’d burn rather easily. Maybe that’s something that you build a tolerance to? If that’s the case, no worries then 
Mmmm… well, I don’t believe it, or rather, I don’t really think about it. Judaism is for Jews and other people have their own religions. If we think we’re the only correct ones, why don’t we proseltyze?
I wish this weren’t in the Pit now, everything always comes out extra abrasive in the Pit. cmkeller, I have only the utmost respect for you and your opinions, but I’m Reform and you’re Orthodox, so it’s hardly a shock that we don’t agree on everything.
Cheers.
I think this guy said it best… (not safe for church)
Unitarianism?
(ducks and runs)
There is only one logic, and it has no prophets.