The one true religion.

Cthulhu

If there is a Hell, you are so going there, Mr2001.

Akatsukami:

Granted, but given the centrality of their belief in Mohammed as the Prophet, Judaism would certainly consider it to be a mistake. Not a sin…but yes, a mistake.

Chaim Mattis Keller

Kyla:

Because there’s a difference between being mistaken and being sinful. We don’t proseletyze if we think they’re doing what they should be doing, i.e., the Noahide laws. But we certainly think that, say, Christians are mistaken about JC being the Son of G-d and that Muslims are mistaken about Mohammed being the Prophet.

Chaim Mattis Keller

Concrete? Is that you I smell?

I am a countyist. We beat other religions with axe handles.
We hate the Zensterists, who shove axe handles up heretics and blasphemer’s asses.

Dogs.

If I’m gonna worship something, I want it to worship me back.

Oh, cats will return worship! You just have to grok them fully!

Yes, my twisted little furry friends! Ooooh, you’re so fuckin’ CUTE!

Like hell. Cats are those gods that you have to sacrifice virgins to, then they make the volcano erupt and kill your village anyway. And then they laugh at you.

IMO, they’re ALL the one true religion for those who believe in 'em.

Otherwise, what a goddamn stupid idea for a thread.

No, no, no. See, cats are the Matrix. They use humans as sources of fuel and control us. When a cat has one of those crazy mood swings and just randomly starts clawing and biting, it’s turned into an Agent.

So Agent Smith isn’t an asshole? He wants chicken? He wants liver? Meow mix, meow mix, please deliver!

Hmm…is stupidity a religion? Only coz it sure seems to have a ton of followers.

Fuck true, I believe in best.

Judaism wins.

ya know I saw a thread by my good pal hydro in cafe society. There was nothing stupid or flame worthy in it. I was stunned. I thought for just a min that maybe just maybe he was slowly pulling his head out of his ass and becoming a poster on this board. How I was wrong.

I wonder how much longer this under-the-bridge-dweller will be amoung us. Personally I think I’d miss him. It’s not everyday I come across someone that even my rambling posts can destroy. Ahh well.

But how do you define best? I say it’s whoever throws the best parties.

Actually, that’s literally untrue. The word which is translated as “sin” actually means something along the lines of “falling short”, “missing the goal”, or “being mistaken”.

Falling short of the truth is precisely what “sin” is, and that’s exactly what you’re suggesting is going on; ergo, you do indeed believe that other religions are sinful. You just don’t realize it yet.

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Amazing! A post by TVAA that I agree with, in a religion thread!

The Greek term, hamartia, apparently has the literal meaning of “falling short,” and I’m told that that’s the precise and non-metaphorical meaning of the Hebrew term. E.g., when David is watching Jonathan practice archery from hiding, with a prearranged code as to where the arrows fall, there’s subtle wordplay in the arrows falling short of the mark.

Which means that the Pauline quote “All men have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God” will also carry meaning in a non-moral context.

Isn’t agnosticism the only “religion” based on truth? What’s wrong with “there may or may not be a god, but we as humans can never know for sure in this existence”?