The Onion Responds To Michael Cohen's Complaint

Back in the bygone days of 2013, The Onion published a commentary by someone speaking under the name “Donald Trump” (not to be confused with Donald Trump speaking under the name “John Barron”/“John Miller”/“David Dennison”/etc):

Clearly, this is a message that has passed the test of time, becoming even more relevant today than it was back then. However, it had its detractors, including one Michael Cohen, who sent them a rather irate e-mail:

The Onion has finally gotten around to responding to Mr. Cohen’s message:

It is funny that at some point someone wrote those sentences and thought to themselves, “Yea, that sounds like Trump.” Now we all know that that is WAY too elegant.

Good observation. His ghost-written books aren’t even that refined.