Continuing the discussion from Real headlines related to trump and his enablers that sound like made-up 'The Onion'-style joke headlines:
OK, when this one came across my facebook feed, I thought for a moment it was real.
I read a story the other day about Trump declaring that somebody was a gang member because they had a “PG-13” tattoo. And I honestly can’t remember if this was a joke or something Trump really said.
I guess even The Onion can’t top this reality.
I liked this comment.
“Honestly, his long-term memory is in better shape than I thought.”
Erik Wetmore, Trophy Engraver
I agree completely.
This sounds like an interesting concept inverted from my thread. I approve! 
How about this one:
Three conflicting lies in a single sentence seems like nonsense he could quite believably pull off.
ETA: didn’t mean to reply directly to @Velocity-- oops. I originally was going to make a comment on Velocity’s post, but then decided to make a post to the general thread and didn’t cancel and re-reply.
This one from January could have passed for the real thing:
I saw a link to this Onion video in my YouTube feed and thought it was real for a second, until I realized the source:
Another one that could easily be real. trump has said plenty of things as stupid and de facto incriminating as this:
Those are good.
Here’s another one. Is this real or satire?
The magic 8-ball says, “Reply hazy, ask again later.”
That is good, because headlines in link previews often get clipped, and that could be read as an unfortunate clipping spot in a real headline: “…To End Ukraine War”.