So you don’t have a cite for your claim that “The intelligence of the plant being talked to is in direct proportion to the intelligence of the person talking to the plant?”
So you think human intelligence is due to “voluntary” chemical processes?
Human intelligence is also due to involuntary chemical and electrical processes.
Please show me where it says that cites are necessary, or even commonly called for, for opinions made in The BBQ Pit.
For all his bluster, Czarcasm will generally run away / ignore requests to cite his more egregious claims.
Only?
Wrong again. I am not required to cite matters of opinion, insults, wisecracks, bon mots, witticisms, and anything involving your mamma and army boots.
What about allegations of fact?
Yes, only.
We don’t have any “voluntary” chemical processes.
Even plants know that.
Exactly. Your OP clearly states that “The intelligence of the plant being talked to is in direct proportion to the intelligence of the person talking to the plant” is the only possible answer to the GQ question. This implies that it is a statement of fact.
Do you or don’t you have a cite for this “statement of fact?”
I’ll make you a deal. When you show indications of intelligence, we’ll discuss allegations of fact, okey dokey?
Or you can continue with the “Gollllly! I didn’t know that people say anything but statements of fact in this here Bar Bee Que Pit thingee!” act. It’s up to you, Goofus.
OK coward.
I have an idea-Why don’t you and Krav Manga go do Dumb And Dumber-The Musical?
Buuuuurrrrrrnnn!
Oh, come on. I’ve been begging you assholes for years for a proper pitting, and this is the best you’ve got?
Oh - this pitting was all part of your secret plan!
Bravo mastermind.
Please provide cites for your years of begging assholes for a proper pitting.
Having years of experience and observation of those entrusted with our care, we have adopted a strict policy of non-communication. We would be pleased if you would simply tend to our modest needs, and otherwise refrain from interfering with our meditation.
Phil O’Dendron
Ah, crap, pour some whiskey on that Irish slob and he’ll talk your ear off! Anyway, leave us alone! HA! “Leave”! Good one!
Fern
So the OP was just an excuse looking for disagreement so the OPer could pick fights (I know, “internet insult-typing flurries” don’t deserve the dignity of being called “fights”) with other posters? That doesn’t even make for a stupid pitting. The “Pay Attention to Me (baseless)” forum is long overdue.
Sounds like trolling to me.