Plans to reintroduce beavers to Argyll and Bute
Go on, can anybody make a joke that nobody else would think of?
Knock Knock
Sorry, I’m not funny
I wonder if it is possible to write a joke in symbolic logic? Paginf Liberal
Mi dorg az nohnoze, ow dus esmel, orful.
(well the spelling was original)
I applied for a job at the Post Office.
I did well on the written part, but failed at the shooting range.
I’d always thought that beavers were native to North America. Had no idea they’d been in Europe. Who’d a thunk you’d find such an odd creature on more than one continent?
I can’t help but wonder… if they are gonna re-introduce Argyll to Beaver, how tall are this girls socks anyway?
Okay, I added this to another “original joke” thread, but I think it’s pretty good, so I’ll add it again.
Did you hear about the drummer with deja vu? Word on the street is that there were some serious repercussions.
C’mon. You know it’s funny. In a way. Kinda.
Anyone else notice that Karl Rove is the centerfold in this month’s issue of Proctology Today?
I never knew he had such ass-pirations. I wonder who’d immediately colon him for his services, though; you’d sphincter would be a demand for more experienced individuals who’ve had a chance to really penetrate the practice.
“Good heavens, Mr. Beavers - I though you had already met these two gentlemen! Are you sure you didn’t? I’m almost certain you have.”
This looks like a job for St. Urho!