Hey, who are you? What are you doing reading my thread? You better get out of here. Don’t you know that they are coming? Who are they? Like you don’t know! For all I know, you’re one of them too! Dont look at me like that! I thought you might be different, but you’re just like everyone else… trying to get me, trying to get me and do nasty, unspeakable things. Get out of this thread before I do something crazy! Did you hear me? … Wait, did you hear that? Oh no. Oh no. They’re coming! I knew it! They didn’t believe me but now they’re coming! I’m leaving before something bad happens.
You’re leaving? That means I’m on my own here? I always knew you were out to get me!
hey, who is going around and saying I’m paranoid?
The other day I went to the shopping center, and looking at the map, it said YOU ARE HERE. At the exact place where I was. They’re following me. They know.
And by the way, YOU ARE HERE right now too. You’re done. It’s too late.
Well, I was only coming into the thread to warn you about them, but somehow you already knew…
casts suspicious glance
Why are you people even mentioning this? Don’t you know the government can trace your posts back to their origin?
Take a look out your windows. See that electrician’s or cleaner’s truck? Surveillance van.
How did you know I was reading this? Did you install some sort of spyware on this machine?
Do you work for the government?
I’m not looking at you,** Autolycus**.
You all do realize that the really paranoid dopers are the ones who refuse to post in this thread.
I wonder what they know that I don’t …
Just posting to subscribe to the thread.
Have you noticed that everyone here is a SDMB poster? Coincidence or vast left-wing conspiracy?
No really, **bbs2k ** is stalking me. Look how clever he is, he managed to post here first to try an avoid suspicion, but I know the truth.
Also that **Autolycus ** dude, bought all the tinfoil hats and left none for me. He is trying to get me brain controlled by the fiendish fluoriders.
Oh, I’ve noticed & you don’t fool me, you are part of it.
OMG! What are you watching us for? This is just another case of big brother isn’t it?
If there are no tinfoil hats left, how will I protect myself from the contrails?
Trust me. The contrails are your friends. Now, Masons on the other hand…
Just keeping an eye on things. If you’re not doing anything wrong, you don’t have anything to hide, right?
I’m watching you.
Autolycus, you may think this whole paranoia thing is a joke.
But I know where you live.
Don’t think I haven’t noticed just how assiduously you’ve all avoided mentioning my name. You’re all talking about me when I’m not looking, aren’t you?
I knew it