The Passion of the Idiot

[Tuckerfan]

Man attempts to crucify himself. Pity he didn’t succeed.

“When he realized that he was unable to nail his other hand to the board, he called 911,” said Lt. Pierre Boucher, adding it was unclear whether the man was seeking assistance for his injury or looking for help in nailing down his other hand.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

Oh, sure- get help from the Romans, and you’re dying for our sins, but do it all by yourself and you’re just some idiot.

I see how it is.

[peasea]

Asked if he’d recently seen “The Passion of the Christ,” the 23-year-old man, from Hartland, Maine, answered no, but said he had been “seeing pictures of God on the computer.”

Maybe it was Ted.

[HPL]

There’s always one, isn’t there?

In a way, maybe it’s a good thing certain people watch movies and then do stupid things based on those movies to get themselves killed. Those people seem very obviously on the shallow end of the gene pool, so what’s the harm of letting them opt out?

[MacSpon]

Any day now we’ll be hearing about somebody who’s gone on an epic quest to throw his or her wedding ring into Mount Etna. Or something.

[sportshoe]

There has also been someone who wanted to be DANCES WITH WOLVES

He was then known as Was bitten by wolves

Later he was know as Died by wolves bytes

And will always be remembered as Crapped out by wolves

[nocturnal_tick]

I just laughed looking at the quote and then Tuckerfan’s sig line. hehehehe

[Ross]

I was just reading an old Young Ones thread and this couldn’t be more appropriate, it’s just like what Neil says when he finds Rik on the wall outside the house:

NEIL: Hey Rik, man, what are you doing with my crucifix, man?

RIK: I’m protesting!

NEIL: Yeah but I really think I should lay this one on you, man, that’s a really negative way to kill yourself, you know, like, I’ve tried it, hundreds of times. There’s no way you can hammer in the last nail.