In this thread, you are invited to make a passive-aggressive comment about the previous post. Since this is not the Pit, however, the polite dig is about the post, not the poster. Surely even you can understand this. 
Not quite passive enough.
Fine then, I guess I’ll just do it myself, like always.
Well if you’d been paying attention, you’d know I wanted to make a post but was just waiting for someone to ask me. And now it’s too late.
Moving this to the thread games category. Since it’s a thread game.
Sorry you needed an invitation to do your job. Don’t worry about it, I’m sure you have plenty to do today. Someone has to make sure the couch stays warm.
No no no, let ME move it to the thread games category. Apparently I’m the only one in this thread allowed to do anything.
Well, we certainly wouldn’t want anyone to feel obligated to put themselves out at all, so I guess I’ll do the heavy lifting.
Shouldn’t you be holding a crucifix, it is THE prop for martyrs.
eta That may have been heading towards sarcasm. I’m sure someone will explain it to me.
If it still needs explaining after all we have been through I am afraid that it has failed already. As was to be expected, all things considered.
Don’t you believe in question marks.
It is what it is, we need all hands on deck, so Don’t Blame Me.
Me, I have no particular position on question marks, so I’ll leave that one alone. And I wouldn’t presume to blame anyone, either – I’ll come back when the fuss has died down. I trust that everything will work out okay all by itself. Maybe it will.
Your answers are all… okay… I guess I was expecting… something a little more clever and perceptive. But you’ve all done your best, I’m sure, and on the whole have nearly done an adequate job. Congratulations.
If YOU say so.
Smooth move. You’re killing it.
The level of discourse in this thread is perfectly in line with my expectations.
I knew you all were just going to abandon this thread. Just like you always do. Except for the ferschlugginer “don’t bump this thread” thread.
Are you even a real doctor?
What a dog of a question.