The family story is that, on one occasion when my sister (the oldest) and my brother (next oldest) were bathing together, he suddenly let loose and hit her right in the mouth. I’m so glad he’s older than I. He was disgusting enough anyway.
And for those of you who are glad to have daughters…cleaning up after my son peed on something as a baby was nothing to the mess I had to clean up after I took my months-old daughter’s diaper off and she shot poop all over the closet door, several feet away. And it wasn’t the boy who overflowed the diaper while sitting in the shopping cart at the crafts store. I’d much rather deal with just pee, thank you.
I remember when the Terrible Teen was the Terrible Toddler, and having her first attempt at riding a tricycle. She made it about eight feet, then tipped onto one side, sort of like Arte Johnson (if you know what I mean, haha! You’re old too!) I ran to pick her up and realized that she was covered, from neckline to sneakers, in liquid poop. Holding her at arm’s length, I got her into the house and into the tub (fully clothed). She wasn’t hurt, but she was terribly upset. I said, "What happened, baby?"and she said, “I scared and I poop!”
You know, I had HEARD of people having the shit scared out of them, but I’d never actually SEEN it before!
My nephew did that to my hubby while Nan, his mom, was changing him.
My son took forEVER to potty train. He finally did it when he found Jurassic Park boxers at Wal mart.
Oh Salem! I laughed myself silly, okay well sillier at that post and at the rest of the thread! And as the mother of a nudist to the mother of another one you have my sympathies. And the dog too.
My two boys at 7 and 3 are also total nudists, and also very proud of their manly appendages. Their favourite game at the moment is “Champion Chin-chin” (Chin chin is “willy” in Japanese.) This has to be said in the most grating Japlish accent they can muster, while they stretch said appendages as far as they will go.
Did you know that a toddler’s willy will stretch halfway across the sofa?
And HOW do you explain to a three year old that NO you DON’T put your willy into the nail clippers because NO, IT WON’T GROW BACK!!!
I was reading this thread to Papa Tiger, and he told me about the time he and several of his friends, at about the age of 8 (does it EVER get better?) having a who-can-hold-their-stream-of-pee-on-the-electric-fence-longest contest! :eek: :eek:
I was also reminded of the time when the daughter (who I won’t mention by name since she also participates here and would KILL me if I did) was a baby and was sitting in her swing, and I heard a drip, drip, drip…and sure enough, her diaper was leaking as she swung back and forth across the living room floor, and it wasn’t pee, and she had SUCH a happy and relieved smile on her face. Or the time we took the family in for a photo and Young Tiger, who was about three months old at the time, pooped so plentifully that it leaked out all over not only his own clothes but smeared all over my shirt (where I was holding him), so we have a photo of him and me wearing brand-new clothes that we had to buy on the spot in order to make our photo appointment.
My nephew, God love him, adored marking his territory a few years ago. He’s four now, still a total nudist, but he mainly manages to keep the pee in the toilet.
-Lil
Speaking as someone who has birthed two munchkins the hard way… once they come out you will be so thankful that part is over that you won’t even notice anything else Trust me they don’t fit back in!
Besides… I have a girl who also likes to be naked; and, while we haven’t had to deal with any rogue pee from her in a long time, she has plenty of other ways to make a great mess!
Trust me they don’t fit back in!