Some of you out there might remember this thread, in which I lament my perfect neighbors and discuss the question of keeping up with said neighbors in terms of house presentation.
Well, they aren’t perfect anymore. Welbywife and I have found something that we do better than they. It has nothing to do with housekeeping, lawn care, or anything else, but we’re still better than they are. And more importantly, they know it, and wallow in shame!
That’s right, Welbywife and I are the champion Ping-Pong players. This is, of course, FAR more important than mowing the lawn could ever be. We invited them over to play Ping-Pong last night, because we’d just gotten around to setting up the table and they saw us playing.
Immediately Perfect Neighbor Husband says “I’m really good at Ping-Pong, and Perfect Neighbor Wife used to play in a league. Care for a couple of games?”
We gave them a half hour to warm up, then I played a singles game with PNH, and then the ladies played. Then we played doubles. Score results?
Welby vs. PNH: 21-12, Welby wins!
Welbywife vs. PNW: 21-3, Welbywife wins! (Some “league play” BWAHAHAHAHAHA!)
Welbyfamily vs. PNF: 21 - 9, Welbyfamily wins!
Welbyson vs. PNS: 21-6, Welbyson wins!
That’ll teach 'em.
