I want to help that little girl learn how to cut hair.
I swear I don’t mind looking like I’m leaning to one side.
Anybody got another reason to go on?
You spend way less time dusting knickknacks when you can’t afford them?
I can push shopping carts out of the way with my pov car.
To papaphrase Henry David Thoreou mulling over acquistions:
I have to decide how much of my llife I’m willing to spend dusting this.
Dieting is easy.
My bro’s not poor, but his motto is “The best investment is not buying something. It pays 100% right up front.” That seems to be a motto po’ folks could easily put to use every day.
Other po’ perks:
No worries about getting door dings in the parking lot.
It’s easy to decide what to wear each day.
No agonizing over which of the 37,285 kinds of Starbuck’s beverage to have today.
No pesky charities calling for yet another big donation.
Tax time is *real *easy.
You have a point-of-view car? Suh-weeet! 
My house is so much easier to clean since it’s not 6000 square feet.
“I went to the Home Depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the Apartment Depot, which is just a big warehouse with a whole lot of people standing around saying, ‘We don’t have to fix shit!’”
- Mitch Hedberg
Po’ perks! Love it.
Keep 'em coming. I’m beginning to feel like I’ve just “gone green.” 
You don’t have to worry much about pickpockets, when they’re empty. Conversely, finding ten bucks in a little-used coat pocket is a big deal. You don’t get jaded and blase about treats like seafood or Gorgonzola, because they’re still treats. A ten-dollar bottle of wine is a delicious indulgence. (old-vine zin! woo hoo!)
Deciding what to make for dinner isn’t a hassle when you only have 4 things in the cupboard!
You never have to endure packing and unpacking or being strip-searched at the airport when you never go on vacation!
Cat food has many essential vitamins and nutrients!
Shopping at Wal-Mart is easy and fast since you know where everything is there - you go there every week.
To keep utility bills affordable, you conserve water and power. Good for the planet!
You can’t afford subscription TV, so you borrow books from the public library instead of vegging out in front of the boob toob. Much better for your mind!
You’ll never have to eat a bite of that horribly inedible hospital food ever again.
Stealing your identity will be its own punishment.
If you partake, you’ll get to discover the oenological wonders of “Two Buck Chuck”.
No need to hire movers! Pack your things in your milk crate bookcases, deflate your airbed, and you’re good to go.
Stealing my identity would be their own (worst) punishment; I think my credit score requires modern (negative) math.
These are so cool, funny and true.
I never have to worry about which shoes to wear since there’s only the one pair.
True 'nuff. And the corollary (which is actually true in my house): If you can’t afford cable, your kids will watch and appreciate classics such as MAS*H, Hogan’s Heroes and Mary Tyler Moore. MeTV ftw!
No need to worry about whether the computer can play that game: first, it can’t, and second, it’s the library’s and patrons are not allowed to install stuff in it.
I don’t have to go out with my coworkers because I’m too poor to join the Social Club. This is a major perk.